October 08, 2008

If this guy runs for office, I'll help


With cheese indeed. Click through to watch some of his other videos, they all rock. H/T ++undead

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September 25, 2008

"Did you know Sarah Palin's Pastor Hunts Witches?"

An actual question, from a bona fide "community organizer". My response?

"Hey, could we talk about religion? 'Cause that would be way more comfortable."

As an aside, "community organizer" is exactly the job I thought it was: organizing communities... to vote for democrats and demonstrate for leftist causes.

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September 17, 2008

In which I respond to emailed talking points

"Fwd: Fw: Let me see if I have this straight"

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're

"exotic, different."
No one claims he's "exotic" or "different" but Barack himself. Oh, and
the Hillary campaign. No republican hates Barack as much as the Hillary
supporters do now.

* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.
Only if you killed and gutted them personally. It's just an American
story if you let somebody else do those things, not quintessential.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
Maybe, but it was the Hillary camp spreading that rumor (and Barack
himself, to paint the other side as bigoted via strawman).

* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.
Or related to a native American tribe for whom those are pretty normal names.

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
Never heard that one. Hillary again?

* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.
I fail to see how one relates to the other, but a lot more people do this
than attend Harvard.

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the
first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter
registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years
as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator
representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of
the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years
in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people
while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs,
Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you
don't have any real leadership experience.
Brilliant community organizer? How good do you have to be to _not_ find
jobs for out-of-work steelworkers, who only lost their jobs because the
mills moved to IN to escape IL's crappy business environment? Did Barack
author or help to push through any business-regulation reform legislation
while he was in the IL State Senate that might have brought the mills
back?

How is it that Barack's the only "President of the Harvard Law Review" to
have never written an article while bearing the title?

4 years in the senate? Not until Election Day this year, and he was 143
days into his term before he declared candidacy for president. The two
times on record he's actually authored a bill with a republican senator
were bills so uncontroversial they passed by unanimous consent rather than
formal vote. Oh, and voting "present" 134 times takes real courage.
"Serving" on committees isn't leading them. Does he have experience
telling staffers what do do? Sure. What he doesn't have is executive
experience, where decisions have consequences for others, and not just
your own re-election.

* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city
council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000
people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000
people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest
ranking executive.
Moreso than a junior senator who's "never run anything but his mouth" is
qualified for the country's _highest_ ranking executive position. I'm
quoting Jesse Jackson, btw, not a republican.

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while
raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're
not a real Christian.
His pastor for 20 years isn't practicing any form of Christianity I
recognize (see Black Liberation Theology). Is what the Obama family
practiced in that church Christianity? Maybe, but it does beg the
question. I don't care either way, I only care that he lied about what he
heard the man say (see audio book of "Dreams of My Father" where Barack
quotes Wright on the pulpit with "White folks' greed runs a world in
need" vs. his later statement that he never heard Wright say anything
like that before).

* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left
your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a
Christian.
You are if you repent and try to make amends. Again, I couldn't care
less, it's between John, God, and his former and current wives. The ones
here on Earth all seem to like him well enough.

* If you teach teach children about sexual predators, you are
irresponsible and eroding the fiber of society.
Nope, that's a good thing. Teaching five-year-olds about blowjobs is a
little sketchier.

* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no
other option in sex education in your state's school system while
your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.
This is a fabrication. Palin's administration encouraged and funded
teaching all aspects of modern birth control in public schools.
Abstinence is one of those, sure, but condom use was also taught. Do some
research.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a position in
a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city
community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values
don't represent America 's.
She "gave up her position in a prestigious law firm" to get a job at a
hospital that benefited from a $1M earmark, written by none-other than
Illinois Senator Barack Obama. She got a $200k/year raise after the
earmark, too.

* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI
conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote
until age 25 and once was a member of a group that hates America and
advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is
extremely admirable.
Todd Palin was never actually a member of AIP (which mostly advocates
return of Federal land to the State, not secession, but whatever), and had
a DUI when he was 22 (At least one? Nice use of leading language).
Difference? Obama never got caught when he was doing drugs (heavy
underage drinking, cocaine and marijuana use, all illegal at the time, all
documented in his books), I guess that makes him better.

Oh, and please tell me that only people with a college education are
admirable. That'd just make my day.

OK, much clearer now.
Well, it is now. What's clear to me is that the author of this piece is
an elitist (yay Harvard! boo blue-collar worker) who's willing to believe
anything DailyKos writes, and apparently doesn't find it as audacious (in
the old sense of the word) as I do for someone to write two memoirs before
the age of 50.

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September 11, 2008

I have not forgotten

I first heard about the plane hitting the tower over a MUD a few of my friends were using as a chat room, while I sat at my desk in New Paris, IN, at the job I would be laid off from about four months hence. The internet was my only way to learn more, and nearly every news site was down. Free Republic was still working, though, and I was able to learn what was happening in bits and pieces through the forum as those with TVs at their disposal told those of us without.

I remember getting in my car (the old blue celica I'd gotten in trade from my dad for my tercel -- which he sold to buy a newer celica), and going to buy gas at about 10:30, mostly so I could listen to the radio, and because I feared there would be a panic later in the day.  It was one of the few times I predicted the public well.  When I went to Meijer later that night to buy shotgun shells (again, fearing panic), gas prices had jumped several dollars per gallon at most stations, and there were very long lines.

I remember watching the news.  I remember feeling really united with my fellow Americans for the first time in my life.  I remember listening to George W. Bush speak, on that day and days after, and being grateful he'd won in 2000.  I remember reading Harry Browne's essay, and being very disappointed, as he was among the first to attempt to blame America for the desperate, murderous acts of foreign criminals.  I'm pretty sure that essay cemented my break with the Libertarian Party, and helped me realize that I didn't belong there anyhow.

I remember wanting to do something about it, I remember considering (again) joining the Navy or Air Force.  I remember thinking about the thousands of strangers that died that morning, any one of which could just as easily have been me, or someone I loved.  I remember thinking about my marriage.  My first wife and I were close to separating at that point, still friends but not certain we were well-equipped to be partnered to eachother.  I wondered what my future ought to be, wondered what I should fight for, or whether I should fight at all.  I remember feeling cowardice and an urge to preserve myself at all costs.  For a moment, that day, I reconsidered nearly everything I believed.

On September 11, 2001, my country was attacked by terrorists who justified themselves by invoking a god that calls for mercy and compassion.  My countrymen were murdered by these savage, uncivil animals using a tool designed by other of my countrymen to enrich the lives of all.  They exploited our trust in the good and reasonable intentions of men to kill as many of us as they could.  In doing so, they attacked -- and thus pledged their cause against -- the very foundations of civilization itself.

I have not forgotten, and will not forget.  Barbarism lives on, even today, and it must be fought with each and every weapon and by every man and woman that civilization can bring to bear against it.

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August 29, 2008

The Aspiring Mad Scientist Official Presidential Endorsement

My mind is now solidly made up. I'm voting for Sarah Palin for Vice President of the United States of America, and you should too.

We have to vote for John McCain to do that, and I'm now pretty much okay doing so.

MoronPundit over at doubleplusundead has a subdued, understated post regarding the VP choice, and I fully share the sentiments expressed therein.

Now I just need to figure out how to get the DVR to only record her portion of the VP debate...

Update: Since she hasn't been seen much on the national stage (unless you've been watching Kudlow and Co., Glenn Beck, and Craig Ferguson), I think it's important to include a photo montage of the GOP VP candidate. So you can recognize her when you see her. Barry in CO has included an excellent one here.

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August 25, 2008

Convention blogging

Because I'm stuck in a hotel not far from DCA, with crappy wi-fi and only hotel TV channels. In the DC area, that means I have about 20 channels, and half of them are showing the DNCC.

So far:
Bill Maher is an unbelievable douche. How he's made it to his advanced age without being suckerpunched is beyond my ken.

Nancy {blink} Pelosi {blink} really {blink} blinks a lot. Maybe the surgery wasn't such a good idea, eh? Oh, and she has all the towering intellect and personal gravity of a junior high school class vice president. Know your Power? I'm pretty sure hers is a xanax/botox cocktail.

Keith Olbermann is an unbelievable douche. How he's made it to his advanced age without being suckerpunched is beyond my ken.

Chuck Schumer is wearing makeup.

Chris Matthews appears sedate. Maybe the PMSNBC backers sat him down and had a thrilling discussion about his leg. That or he's pacing himself for a live, on-air Obamorgasm later in the week. Oh, and he's an unbelievable douche. How he's... you know the rest.

Update: The flesh-colored headset mikes are freaking me out. They look like facial tumors.

Update 2: Ted Kennedy is sorry Mary Jo Kopechne couldn't be here tonight... Oh wait, no he isn't.

Update 3: Tear gas!

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August 18, 2008

Image comics loses a customer

Green-skinned, proudly savage idiot endorses marxist associate of known terrorists for highest office. I didn't buy the title before, but I won't in the future, nor anything else Image puts out. Between this and Marvel's unbelievably stupid Civil War storyline, I'm not buying too many books these days.

H/T Ace

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August 17, 2008

Finally, a cogent thought!

It needed to be said, but the WSJ said it, so no one will listen. WSJ is just a bunch of anti-Hope, anti-Change plutocrats, after all.

Will congress ever get hit with the "corporations don't pay taxes, customers do" cluebat hard enough to fix this? I say lower the corporate tax rate so far that Halliburton moves back home. Hell, slash it to 5% under the lowest competitor. We'd steal corporate headquarters (and revenue) from everywhere on the globe, and jobs, revenue, and other goodies will come with them, and already-domestic businesses would boom.

H/T Conservative Grapevine

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August 09, 2008

Proof that even police states can't prevent crime

Beijing Olympics have their first casualties (one dead, one seriously injured). In any reasonable place, these people could have been armed and fought back. This didn't have to happen.

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August 08, 2008

Hell? Probably a bit brisk right now.

Because I agree with George McGovern. Secret ballots matter, especially when unionization holds the implied threat of taking away your job if you won't join.

H/T to HotAir.

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August 07, 2008

Best part of the Paris Hilton Energy Plan?

Hearing Obamatards claim simultaneously that (a) it's low for the republicans still protesting in the House to bring it up for debate and (b) that it's identical to Obama's plan (which is why it's awesome, of course).

That or CNN's ticker blog is run by a bad leftist blog-comment parody generator.

P.S. For the record, McCain's spokesman was being truthful when he said Paris's plan matched John's.  The Obamatards here are lying sacks, or delusional.  If they are real, of course.  I'm hopeful for the parody generator.

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August 05, 2008

Barack Obama? No longer the biggest celebrity running

The Paris Plan
Writing in Paris? Hot. If she made Christopher Walken her veep, she'd have my vote for sure.

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Best upside of McCain attending the sturgis rally?

Helmet Decals
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I might have to get one. I promised myself an Autobot symbol first, though, so Johnny's gonna have to hope I find one.

Let me know if you know anywhere I can get one of these as a decal:
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August 02, 2008

A good use of Ben Franklin's truism

The temptress of socialism is constantly luring us with the offer: "give up a little of your freedom and I will give you a little more security." As the experience of this century has demonstrated, the bargain is tempting but never pays off. We end up losing both our freedom and our security.

Mark J. Perry, 1995

Freedom is freedom, whether it's your wallet, your voice, or your body.

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July 23, 2008

I'm on the Senate Banking Committee

Ok, that's not true. Unlike certain presumptive democratic nominees however, I readily admit it.  Also, I owe an apology to T. Boone Pickens. I really thought he was just shilling for fedbucks for his windmill plan. Even if he is, he at least had the balls to say drill it all.  HotAir rocks, by the way. Okay, Ed Morrissey rocks. Allahpundit is so emo he cries hoodies.

In local news, every local office up for election will be decided in the August democratic party primary. All of them. No republicans or libertarian candidates are even running, and the "independant" mayoral challenger from the '06 race switched to dem this time 'round.  So I'm writing myself in for mayor of Ann Arbor. I've persuaded my wife to do the same, so that's 2 votes right there.  If I have any actual readers in Ann Arbor, I'll happily give out my real name if you'll write me in.  I mostly just want to see if I can get like 10 signatures and show up on the evening news.

Aspiring Mad Scientist for Mayor!

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July 15, 2008

Chuck Schumer, destroyer of worlds

Week before last, he literally talked IndyMac to death, but he's also partially responsible for blocking reforms to the Fannie and Freddie that might have mitigated the current poopstorm.

Don't worry, though, I'm sure it's still somehow Bush's fault.  Maybe even GHWB at that, since nothing went wrong in the golden years of Clinton other than that awful Ken Starr witch hunt.

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